the mustache (or moustache) is back!
the stache has long hid in the unstylish tyranny of the five o'clock shadow. acceptance of lip sweaters has ebbed and flowed throughout history but the mustache's glory years are back! the stache has been thrust back into levels of acceptability not seen since magnum pi and hulk hogan.
according to this bar chart by the American Mustache Institute, mustache acceptance is at a high. we were viewed as newsmen, evil dictators, and members of the village people. now, we are carpenters, steel workers and plumbers.
WE ARE EVERY MAN!
with that being said....there are two types of men in this world - those who can grow a killer moustache and those who wish they could. if you fall into the latter group, grün is here to help. we are your exclusive lip apparel store. wear a new stache' for every day of the week.
WE ARE EVERY MAN!
with that being said....there are two types of men in this world - those who can grow a killer moustache and those who wish they could. if you fall into the latter group, grün is here to help. we are your exclusive lip apparel store. wear a new stache' for every day of the week.
the monday.
the tuesday.
the wednesday.
the thursday.
the friday.
the saturday.
the sunday.
-grün strives to raise awareness and acceptance for mustachioed men everywhere. if you would like to make a donation to our cause please bring a check or money order to grün made out to "Brittany Wilks".
7 comments:
oh its so glorious
do you think they are acceptable for women yet? or do i need to continue to wax, bleach and save for the laser removal of my stash??
LOVE IT. Are you also selling copies of the Book of Answers? They'd sell like hot cakes!
k, pretty much amazing! who is the blonde boy you so mercilessly put through all that?! ha ha love it!
i can't believe you have a waffle house in the background. those things are so ubiquitous in the south!
the model is toad wilks. he was a very willing participant.
IS HE HOLDING THE SACRED BOOK OF ANSWERS!!!!?!?! IT MUST BE CLEANED NOW!
it is the book of answers... i was not there for the photo shoot, but it has brought us much good luck.
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